Eric the Half-a-Bee


...Take it away, Eric the Orchestra leader
...Ah 1, ah 2, ah 1 2 3 4

Half a bee
philosophically
must ipso facto 
half not be
but half the bee
has got to be 
a vis a vis
its enity
do you see?
But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury

...singing...
a la de de
a one two three
Eric the half-a-bee
A B C D E F G
Eric the half-a-bee

is this a wretched demi bee 
half asleep upon my knee
some freak from a menagerie
NO!
its Eric the half-a-bee

a fiddle-de-dum
a fiddle-de-de
Eric the half-a-bee
ho ho ho
tee hee hee
Eric the half-a-bee

I love this hive employee
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally

He loves him carnally

semi-carnally

The End!

Seri-connolly? No! semi-carnally Oh, seril-connolly...